Note:
Britt said "Patrick is not the father of the baby I'M CARRYING"
She did NOT say:
"Patrick is not the father of my baby" ...

Dr. O switched out the DNA of Patrick, much like they switched Faison and Duke's fingerprints. Then she yells at Britt for about 4 minutes. 
Charming.

there it is.

Newbie "Derek" is on. (Sam's Daddy, you can feel it). Connie has to bring up newspaper ratings so she's going to spill the Kiki secret to get a big story. 

Kiki and Michael. Just Shut up already. Morgan and Sonny were like 2 middle middle schoolers. Then it got real!! Maurice and that kid pulled it out! I don't think Sonny would agree to what he did out of guilt, but hey.  I mean, Morgan is 19..and Sonny agrees to keep a paternity secret because he might be MAD? So he can get MARRIED? WTH!

Felix and Spin were ok. Maxie couldn't even eat her ice cream she's so upset!

Boy, could I tell it was a different writer today! zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz