Sunday Surgery: Neoplasm aka: Tumor In a Jar

What a week! 
WHAT A WEEK!!

Sonny's all cry baby, Olivia's still wailing, Diane brings it to the trial, Baby Ariel is back and Britch starts full-on labor while Princess Mother Sabrina looks on.
Can't wait to get going!!

Put on your best Neoplasm-Wear and let's get on it. 

Munchkins: Surprisingly Tumor-Shaped!

PS. In honor of said tumor, I am eating some nice Tim Horton's  Dunkin' Donuts Munchkins. Want one? 

So... what did you think of this week?  We found out the following: 

Brad can tap-dance.

Spinelli is keeping the secret

Sam thinks Silas kisses just like Caleb and McPain

Alexis hasn't seen anything like this in about..what? 30  years? 

Olivia found Sonny's note and saw Kiki in a wedding dress 
Get it? "Haunted Starr" ?? 

Britt wore this.

 

Sabrina's ovaries got a message 

 Sonny Hallucinated... and imagined some really nice pink flowers while he was at it

Britt is going to give birth on the Cassadine Floor

SCENE OF THE WEEK:  YEP... Patrick and Emma talk about her "losing" her little brother. When she wanted to play catch?? ADORABLE. 
BONUS: Baby Ariel 2.0 made an appearance.

PROP OF THE WEEK: (possibly the year) OUR TUMOR IN A JAR!! Star of the show..... Tranco's  giant lump of crazy!!!!

FACES OF THE WEEK:  Exact moment Todd and Carly realized what was in that jar. 

BONUS POINT: the tiny bandage covering what must be a gigantic crater in Franco's forehead. 

Other News: They recast Taylor---it's on an SOD page if you want to see her. I obviously didn't care because I forgot all about it! Lol

Was going to see "Blue Jasmine" last night but the timing was wrong so we went to "Meet the Millers" instead. OMG..hysterical fun. Naughty funny. I mean, I cried/laughed through the entire thing. 

Finished "Luther" It had it's last 4 shows on BBCA this week. WOWZA what a ride. The first 3 series are on Netflix right now. It's just. Sooooooooooo good! 

We are either going to binge watch Orphan Black or Call the Midwives next. Total opposite shows but what the heck. We like variety! 

It's pretty fall like here. 

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Aw, Poor Sonny..

Wah..he's at the Haunted Star Bar... cryin' over Connie and he has a gun.
GHOST CAWNIE walks in says "don't do it" or something like that. I think it was Kate.  LOL get it? Sonny imagines marrying Connie--  and the boat looks nicely decorated. Olivia "sees" Starr in Connie's wedding dress and figures out where Sonny is. 

Suddenly, that bandaid looks too small for that giant thing to have been  extracted.

TUMAH: DAY 2!! You think it will get a dressing room?? hehahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. Diane  should have brought in a neurologist or two, don't you think? Oh, well, the judge is ready to drop the charges. THEN Carly wants to make a 'victim's impact statement". Like she gets to the be one to talk for EVERYONE? Ask that dead nurses' family! Ask Sam!! Geesh
I think I'll order some  "Tumah  Time" tshirts

Nikolas is so protective of Britt! Brad is doing a bad job of lying, imo.  Nik is saying Brad has to have Brit live in his HOUSE?!
Why did Betty go to Wyndemere? I mean..I know to deliver Brit's baby but geesh---

Emma is precious. She knows TOO much for her age!!  "A baby is not a backpack Daddy"!!  There's a NEW ARIEL!! Ariel 2.0!!  She also takes her Dad out to play ball so he doesn't feel badly about not having a boy. ahhh. 

GEESH! Dante! HUG your MOTHER.. don't sons know MOMS NEED A HUG sometimes?? Morgan's just yelling all over. Throw something, you'll feel better. 

Cliffhangers:
Britt goes into labor with Betty there and Nikolas running in
Olivia runs in to save Sonny...

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GH: Questions To Ponder

In case I don't make it back to watch the show:

1. Give an estimate  of when we'll see Rafe again.

2. What do you think they are using as "Brit's PG Belly"? 

3. Give and estimate of when Lante will find out their baby is Spixie's

4. Which character do you think will get SORA'd next? 

5.  Will Carly and Franco have sex before October? 

6. If Sonny's on his island crying, can anyone hear him? 

7.  Do you think Franco/Todd will make Art out of his tumor? 

8. Which character is  going to be PG next on the show? 

9.   Do you think Kristina is :
     A. still cleaning the prison
     B.  off to college
     C. in the GH storage closet 

10.  How is Alexis going to remember Derek is Julian? Do you think it will be a flashback when they kiss? 

11. When Robin is found alive, gives the cure to Luke and Robert also wakes up, how many seconds will it take Patrick to drop Sabrina on her ass? 

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Who's Feeding The Baby?

Hello!! I'm still here because my schedule isn't filled out with kids yet...so yipeee! (I think?)

Olivia.er..call Max or Shawn?

Thank GOODNESS Britt changed that dress.

Felix called Brad ASSFACE!! ahahhahaaa.

AJ and Franco have mirror scars. BTW,  Diane is going to blame Sonny for Kate's murder.  Brad gave her something in that bag that has to do with a trial.

Liz got changed fast to go to court...in a really really bright dress.
I am a big Billy Warlock fan and liked his AJ...but Sean is killin' it.  He's so good!

Todd is totally mugging it for the camera.
And make no mistake, Franco is TOTALLY TODD now.

Laura Wright looks flawless lately ..wow..so does Becky. But she always does. Carly doesn't seem to care that AJ killed Connie, she's way more concerned he "disappointed Michael" AHAHAA. Oh, classic.

Nik wants to let Brit stay at Wyndemere because it needs a new Queen!! :) 

I wonder if that baby ever got fed. Geesh.  

Oh GUESS WHO  will be trapped with Britt to deliver the baby...heh. Poor Betty.

SNOOZZZZER day today, imo 

EXCEPT AT THE END...WE SAW THE

TUMOR IN A JAR!!

ahahaha yes, Franco's actual tumor.

In a jar. 

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You Lied To Patrick, You Lied to Me...Everyone?

Yeah..and US TOO just yesterday!! Brad is the Dad? Um, I think not!! Jason Thompson was great today again.

What do you think about the Silas/Sam  kiss? what is their smooosh name? I haven't kept up on that. He's still Caleb/McBane to me. Ron says "SIAM" so..he being the headwriter, I guess that's it!
 "I'm not sure what you call it upstate, but in the city, we call it kissing.

I take it Sabrina moved into Paddy's house? Felix must be lonely with just he and his bitchy sis around.  Brad acts like the baby is his after Britt calls him. Don't believe it. 

Olivia and Moronigan talked a bit. I guess for exposition? Kinda boring. Ditta Michael and Kiki.  He sits on the BED. DOH! Kiki, you idiot!  Then again, it's stupid Morgan's fault for not getting any guest-seating in their little "crib".

Naked DEREK...hotzzzzzzah!!  

Olivia finds a note from Sonny saying "Goodbye"... she's freaking out.

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The Father is....

I so wanted Helena to walk in on Patrick and Britt and go WHO THE HELL ARE YOU TWO? get out!! LOL  Britt says Brad's the dad--( in spoilers if you read them) Which begs the question: Is that real? Because if it is she's stupid as you could TELL the second the kid is born. Ergo, she's probably buying some time. 
Nikolas saves Brit's ass and comes in and tells Paddy he'll break every bone in his hand. 

Lulu was such a FISHWIFE TODAY!  she's just so strident and blah, blah..blah.. THEN she uses the "My Dad is dying" card. I wish they'd make her a bit softer. Stavvy fried her brain and vocal cords. Or Froze them. 
Spinelli chickened out telling Lante the truth. He also said that Maxie should distance herself from the baby. Then he tells Maxie she has to "learn to live without their child" which I don't buy as a Spinelli thing. 
Well, until Fall Sweeps. (Nov..I hope. I HOPE it's not until Feb sweeps) 

Diane says: Let My AJ go...but they found the gun.  SO, AJ doesn't go!! And his fingerprints were on the gun. 

Sam and Silas kiss. 

Felix and Brad are chatting it up-- Felix trying to widdle the truth out of Brad.  Seems Brad's been holding a torch for Felix.  Patrick punches Felix. Hard. 
"Fat, Chinese Gay, Tapdancer" says Brad about himself


Moronigan and Kiki arguing about the gun. Good Gravy, they have one brain cell between them. Morgan finds out that Kiki went to see Michael at the PCPD. whoops.

NEW SERIES OF LUTHER is on tonight!! BBCA!! If you watch, you know it's AWESOME. If not, watch first 2 seasons on NetFlix. There's only 11 episodes in total!! Eeeeeeeee!

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One Life To Live... Gone For Good?

Looks like One Life to Live is done for the moment, if not forever. This statement came out today via TOLN, the soaps producer: 

Prospect Park is shelving "One Life to Live" until the ABC lawsuit is resolved. The team will focus on producing "All My Children," which proved to be the more popular show online. (On TV, "One Life to Live" generated higher ratings.) Writers are currently putting together scripts for a second season.

Kwatinetz is now two years and more than $10 million into the soap business. The learning curve, he said, has been intense.

"Agnes told me this job wasn't for sissies," he said, but added: "If I didn't want to make any mistakes, I would sit back and let other people go figure it out and then just copy them. But then we wouldn't be helping to shape the future of television."

Via Daytime Confidential 

Big question is..will it be back if/when the lawsuit is settled? We'll have to wait and see.  OLTL's online numbers were below AMC's however, so who knows. 

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Sunday Surgery: Saline Secrets

This week moved at the pace of a jackal (get it?) Brilliant in words and delivery--editing and even pace. Loved it! 
Things got bloody, people puked-- cried...screamed. You name it. That was just the first half of the week! 
We need our heavy duty scrubs on for this surgery! I'm going to grab a nice bagel and settle in. Off we go!

Things started off with AJ pleading for his life. Sonny was waving his giant gun..spitting all over  while  AJ was on the floor. Enter Michael  and Dante.  Michael basically saved that man's life. His speech to Sonny was good-- and Sonny backed down. Again.  BTW, when you are going to kill someone you don't stand around and talk about it for 45 minutes. That's an old Batman trick.

 

Ah..Ellie and Spinelli..what a great, great scene. Knot in the stomach and anticipation-- just grand! Bradford played it perfectly as well. Shock, excitement, happiness, sorrow--all of it was in there. even his hair is reflecting his inner termoil! 

 

Oh, did I forget Danny was being saved?  Yah, probably. Not interested right now. Alexis and Julian were cute and all but.. not the most exciting thing happening on the show. 

 

The end..or the beginning?? Did you like the Luke/Tracy scenes? Are you happy Scotty and Laura are done?  Well-- Genie was glorious I thought. Tony and Jane were divine. This does leave the door open for a L&L adventure to find--Robin! (and Luke's cure)

POOR Paddy! Britt finally comes clean and he just can't ..even... Think about it. First she says she's PG and he doesn't believe it...then he believes it, and Sabby doesn't and does a "secret DNA" Test and he HAS to believe it..NOW it's like:
DOH! WHAT BITCH!!??? It's not mine!!?????? Psyche! 

 

THEN THERE WAS ... THIS!!! :giggle: 

SCENE OF THE WEEK:   Hard to choose, but I am taking the Spin-Max confrontation scene. Bradford was so good-- and Kirsten had me tearing up. This, added to the fact that neither of them want to hurt Dante/Lulu is great angst.

 

PROP OF THE WEEK: You knew it when you saw it--AJ's trash can!! That poor, poor trash can/puke receptacle. Property of the PCPD. I hope they washed it. 

 

RUNNER UP:  Flu Shot Poster!! 

FACE OF THE WEEK: Olivia had the ugly cry face workin!! Kudos to her for real tears. Poor Olivia, stuck in her own ability to see the future but she can't stop it.

GH is not on Monday due to Labor Day Shennanigans. What's coming? Check out The SPOILERS  
You know Sonny's going to go all dark again. yippee. (not). If Christina (Kevin/Lucy's daughter) ever  finally DOES show up, I'll die. LOL. Maybe it was all fake info put out there. They wanted to see how far we took it. I can start making up a false storyline for her in a hot minute.

Happy BIRTHDAY to Gedstern!! May it be merry and bright! 

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