Scoobies. LOL

That's what Lab-Guy called Spin and Ellie. Brad KNOWS THEM :)Ellie tells him he has bad breath  LOL. 
Paddy wants to do the paternity test, Felix wants to try to deflect Brad with his..ermmm...ass-ets.  He goes to take a shower and Brad follows.

Felix told Taylor she's "pro-sex" LOL.. There's that "secret" that she claims to have. Hope she spills it.  Then Taylor said she and TJ Had Sex. Then TJ tells Shawn they had sex. I guess I missed the sex yesterday. People on twitter said they tore a condom open. Maybe I blacked that out.

Silas. Ugh. That's all I'm sayin' about that. AND I totally think that shape-shifting thing we saw last time with the dead body is going to come into this. But that's my vampire hope. 
OMG Molly writes a new book: Maine Squeeze.
Alberta Wubs just threw up a little bit. 

Luke is glad Tracy's there to hear his test results. But they are not in today.