Well...this week was supposed to be EPIC as per the ads out there. Did you see Epicness? I was expecting some bloody mayhem...or some two headed long lost 'baby' adult to show up, or at the VERY least someone to die. I think the epic thing was Sonny getting all mad? "FINDMETHESONOFABITCHTHATDIDTHIS" type of thing? Was it ANOTHER person getting shot? Because..er.. um.. we've seen that. A LOT.
*sigh*
Here we go--scrub up, but take your time. After all, even Olivia with a giant bullet wound could wait hours before going into surgery this week!
So, round and round we go. I thought about everyone who's gotten shot on GH that I remember and hell, the list is too long. Now Olivia can be on it. ConKate got it twice and now it's her cousin's turn!!! The story of Shawn being the WORST HITMAN on the planet played out as flat as a pancake, imo. Suspense? Uh, no. Compelling story? :Shrug: So, let's review: Carly gets Shawn to shoot at Franco but hits Olivia instead. This makes Sonny mad, Alexis beak up with Shawn after a hot minute and Carly's in trouble. Olivia's in the hospital (again), Dante's all angsty, Franco's smug, Cawnie is emoting and... um... what?
Another strange thing? The whole Morgan "Wow, cool, this is the Q mansion"!!?? Like awesome!! You're a wrestler? Neat-O !! Um, what? Okayyyyy.
Kiki and Franco's discussion would have been good, if they hadn't already have had that same talk 40x on OLTL before. You could have put "Todd" in for Franco..Starr for Kiki-- all of Todd's "sins" on the list and made Jason be Victor. There. Done. I half expected Blair to walk in.
I'M 27 damn it and I have had sex before!!! :stomps foot:
Prom time!! Only, it's cancelled due to Port Charles' other past time: crime/killing. All those poor kids, all dressed up and no place to go.
Laura was on for a bit. I missed it -- hope it was good.
SCENE OF THE WEEK: Well, this says it all.
PROP OF THE WEEK!! You know I love it.
thanks again to Lisa W for her GH screencaps. This is all I have. You? Happy Father's Day-- here's to all the Dad's out there! BTW, best soap Dad ever? Joe Martin. Hands down.
Now, come on.. who would make a kid leave on a Friday NIGHT ?? No judge I know. NY does have school this week (well, exams for HS). Our Proms are in May! Taylor's an ass. Don't like her, and not only because she's bitchy. Morgan doesn't know Alice at ALL...only as a wrestler. Huh. Tranco and StarKi...are just like Starr/Todd, with Todd confessing all his faults to her. AND insert "Victor' instead of "Jason" and well, you'll see what I mean! Geesh, Took stupid MORGAN long enough to recognize the Q mansion!
Oh my aching back. I can't get dressed or move ... I don't ever have back problems like this. It's the one thing that USUALLY doesn't hurt on me! All day on the floor with kiddos will do it. Huge strain. Wub Hub even came home. TJ and the other chick..well, those WERE some cool shoes, right? Not that I could walk in them. Bad back or no.
Paddy and Sabrina. Whatevs... knowing Robin is out there just. ugh They are PATRINA or so I see on Twitter. I so love Alexis..she's so natural with the girls. Shaun got some SPLAININ' TO DO!!
Shaun...and Sonny, er.. can YOU YELL LOUDER IN THE HALL OF THE HOSPITAL? Good Lord!! And um, isn't Olivia like, on death's door...and she's NOT in surgery yet? No one's in there with her? No transfusions? How stupid. I'm sorry but at least TRY.... Soaps haven't moved from that to the newer timing of cooler shows. Mistke. Those bedside chats are for coma patients and Olivia had a million.
ARE YOU SHOCKED? The wrong person NEVER gets shot in Port Charles!! AHAAHHAHA. Um...you think a hotel is the place to do a hit, Shaun/Sean/Shawn? Not like the general public is just strolling around. SNIPER 101. Come on.... Alexis and Nik-- glad they still talk. Duke and Anna talking about Robin-- and the stupid CUTSIE CUPCAKE CRAP with Paddy and Sabrina. UGH I don't LIKE THEM!! Should have been Liz. Sabrina still looks 17 to me. Emma and Duke were ok. A little much though.
Is Olivia going to die? Because.. well, I don't know, she might. "GETtheSONOFABITCHTHATDIDTHIS" Sonny says for the 99th time LOL--
I asked this question on the Wubs Facebook page and got 83 replies!! Far more than any other post. So.. What do you rate GH right now? 1 for nea 5 for yea.... I must say the #2 got the most votes. I think I only saw a few 5s. I haven't seen today's show and I'm sure not running to get it on. I'm at a 3--meh.
*sigh* Here we go again... another sick kid? I guess they are born, get ill or kidnapped (or both) then are SORA'd for our benefit. Ah, the lonely life of a soap-baby.
Get out your rubber duckies, balloons and cartoon scrubbies and join me for a little cup o' Surgery tea...
GH this week was another one where I had little time (or patience) for some of it's sheeze. Geary's time worn "illnesses" are one. Tracy trying to get him to stay in the hospital, take his meds..yada yada. It's his liver now not his heart. Organ by organ. I think he'd play a hell of a dementia patient. I know people would hate to see that unfold but it could be really gripping if done right.
Kiki and Michael. MiKi. :eyeroll: Ok, I'm not a savant but one of two things will happen:
They find out their connection, making their love "forbidden" and ergo WAY more sexy... and they try to fight it only to... well. Give in. Just when we find out Danny needs some Q bone marrow and Franco steps up only to find out Heather has lied all along and just wanted to mess with everyone and he's really NOT a Q. THEN The Hunt for Sam's Bio-Dad unleashes. He'll be a Jerome. OR...Kiki and Michael have a full-blown 1st cousin affair and fight for their love while everyone else has an attack. If they are going for a full out legit affair then they'll probably end up not being cousins. Or if they are, they'll be BFFs ala Carly and Jason. whatever.
Speaking of cousins...these two are just pals now. What's going to happen with this whole thing? Will Olivia get Sonny's attention somehow? Will Kate keep struggling with her post-Sonny wub? Do you care? My use for Connie is zip. At least Olivia is Dante's mama, can tell what's going to happen and is feisty!
ON to the Sitcom we call "The Odd Company"... combo Odd-Couple Jack and Chrissy and Janet. Britt staying with them is pretty weird but funny. Now Felix's kid sis will be in the mix. Like I said, is this a four bedroom? The living room is the size of a pea. Britt ordering people around as if she needs a baby sitter. ugh. Trying to get Britt's blood. Britt and Brad. Brad and Ellie. Well, at least fans of Paddy and Sabrina will be happy they make love soon. The Q's is the new brownstone with everyone movin' on in! Poor Monica--and poor cook!! Where's Alice been? The Toddification of Franco is almost complete. Now that StarrKi walked in and RH and KA are once more daughter/father, he can stop pretending to be the 'artist' all together! Roger delivered during the fun Q scenes but I'm hoping there's more meat to this than fighting over the damn shares of stock.
It's a wonder she didn't tie the cherry stem up into a bow.
The Jr. Mints will be off to the PROM soon, and then another bratty girl comes on in. Christine Collins. (sounds like a vampire Joan Collins mix) -- Felicia and Laura can be her mentors. Lucy's hatching a new plan. Duke laughs it up with Emma.
Oh, you know how I felt about the whole "Shaun/Sean/Shawn" hit-man attempt. What the. COME ON!! In a courthouse? At the Qs? ugh. Now Alexis is going to find out and be pissed. Especially when he shoots the wrong person. Who do you think it will be? I think a female close to Sonny and or Carly.
SCENE OF THE WEEK: Monica/Tracy-- they are so Dorian/Vicky in a way. You love it when they come together over a crisis.
PROP of the WEEK: towels everywhere!! Kiki had it on... Michael had one on. Morgan at one point had one on.
RUNNER UP: That generic triple berry flake box. (What a gigantic product placement waste, get General Mills in there!)
Ok, I have two more busy, busy weeks then I'm OFF for the most part. Hope the summer SIZZZZLESSSSS with soapy goodness!!