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Is Rafe connected to John McBain?? Hmmm, Lucy wonders. He's the new Cole.

Mayor rips up Anna's resignation. Loved Anna's outfit. Glad the Mayor was on. and the DA isn't pressing charges, because this is PORT CHARLES. lmao

Stupid Xtina was on.

Felix and Betty -- well, I do like Felix. "I should do what I should have done in the first place, talk to Epiphany..." "I regret that I only have one life to give for my friend"... Epiphany said she passed

Britt..grilled by Paddy. Does she think she can get BACK with Patrick by being like this? Because she's not.!! Maybe she's just being a revenge bitch. Which, I'd rather watch anyway lol.

Steven Lars and the 'murder' rap. Whatever... ok, BUH-BYE!!

WHO THINKS "Caleb/Stephen" is dead.
You know he's not!
WHO WAS THAT HOT pathologist in the morgue???????????? WOWWWWzzza!!
Caleb switched places with him-- ah.. I so wish he was alive.

Oh GH...what am I to do with you?! This week was a bit nuts for me so I didn't watch live like I usually can. So, I went through them pretty quickly. Being able to FF and skip commercials is HEAVEN!!

This week had quite a bit of blood in it, so get on your latex gloves and get ready to dish it up!

I asked people on Twitter and FB to give me their version of #GH this week in Three Words or less. Here is a sample:

Gynne: Blood and Relish.

Mel: Stupid. More Stupid.

Shannon: Freaky Fabulous Fun

Christine: Vampire Fake Out

Patty: worst week ever

Deb: Stabbed, Bitten, Pickled...

Brenda: Piece of Crap

Hannah: Damn These Vampires

Andrea: Enough Vampires Already

Cathy: More Frisco Please

Melody: Boring Vampire Saga

Ann Marie: I love vampires!!!

Jan: An utter disappointment

Alison: More Frisco now

Jennifer: Who's Sams Daddy

Lauren: AJ Liz Goodness
Mary: Vampires, ghosts and prayer
Fay: Love Michael Easton!
Connie: Frisco: please change clothes!

Ok, I'm going to bitch for a minute. Haven't we seen Sam in enough of the"Damsel" mode? Hell..it feels like we JUST got off the Franco stuff and here she is, all tarted up, tied like a 20's movie starlet and wearing enough lipstick to rival LaLohan.

You know I was excited for this whole thing but in reality, it fell as flat as a dime-store nickle plated bracelet.

THUD.

I just can't even talk about it. GLOWING BAT RING. @@

Onward and UPWARD...Steven Lars was stabbed by his crazy mama. Olivia cried a lot. A LOT.

BUT! He LIVES!! Oh, yeah. great. thanks. And NO WAY would Olivia let him see her in her gown BEFORE the ceremony. She's too superstitious. Maybe that's the point? But still. Lisa LoCicero looked fabulous, btw.

On to the PICKLE RELISH... oh that PICKLE RELISH. You taking notes? Duke, international man of intrigue stole the pickle key. And Tracy, in all her wisdom-- who didn't put it in a safety deposit box or...I don't know have Alice hold it, freaked out. Now we'll do the Scooby Doo "Pickle Hunt" ...stay tuned. Ellie and Starr are breakin' it DOWN baby!!

Ummm, Nurse Betty lit some candles! And remained to work at GH.. I hear the actress playing Britt broke her leg in real life. I guess that explains the crutches. OUCH.

Liz and AJ bonded some more and more. She lit some candles too. And Cried. Too. I did like her Steven Lars scenes. Aw, he wants her to be "best man"! I guess ALiz is going forward. (is that what we call them?)

SCENE OF THE WEEK: Call me nuts, but I loved this Heather and Rafe scene. Her telling him it wasn't his fault and the hug. RM did such an awesome job with it. Heather was so real here.

NOT THE SCENE OF THE WEEK: So, who's Sam's baby Daddy?? Oh ..what? Oh.. sure Alexis take that phone call. No big deal. Two GREAT Actresses...but WE WANT TO KNOW!! LOL it was my biggest let down of the week too. wah.

PROP OF THE WEEK: It GLOWED!!

Frisco and Felicia: I think Mac needs a break on this-- and yes, I get "First love" but I'm mad at him disrupting FleaMac. WE know he's not on forever so just rip it off like a band-aid. LOVED The Spinelli exchange. Spin NAILED him on his not being around. I guess I like Frisco best when he's intimidating Britt or interacting with Maxi.

NO LAURA..no Scotty-- this is like rotating soaps. Yeah, I'm glad people are back and all but hours and hours on Picalila? Okayyyy. People just might figure out when their faves are on and watch then. Next week should be Laura-heavy.

know I'm leaving a lot of parts out and the truth is, this blog is going on too long as it is. I'm going to miss Julie Berman as Lulu, I really like her. Michael Easton still doesn't know what he's doing-- it was on FB that he's kind of waiting:

THANK YOU...
...your kind words of support mean the world to me. No word yet on when we might return to work but the fridge is stocked, the bills are paid, and I get to spend lots of precious time with my little girl.

Thanks for the 3-word submissions.